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What I Watched In… December 2017

Favorite of the Month: Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)
In the interest of full disclosure (and to generate a little content here) I thought I’d present a regular tally of what movies I managed to see in the previous month. Some of them I’ve written or talked about, most of them I haven’t. This list includes movies I saw for the first time, movies I’ve seen a thousand times, movies I saw in the theater, movies I watched at home, direct-to-DVD, made-for-TV and anything else that qualifies as a movie. I also choose my favorite of the month among those movies I saw for the first time, marked in red. Feel free to discuss or ask about any of them!
- The Santa Claus Brothers (2002), D
- Elf-Man (2012), D
- Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972), F; RiffTrax Riff, A-
- Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010), B+
- The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993), A
- National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989), A
- Elf (2003), B
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), C-
- Home: For the Holidays (2017), B-
- A Carol For Another Christmas (1964), D-
- The Magic Snowflake (2013), B+
- Bah, Humduck! A Looney Tunes Christmas (2006), B
- A Christmas Story 2 (2012), D
- To All a Goodnight (1980), D-
- Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005), C+
- The Empire Strikes Back (1980), A
- Better Watch Out (2016), B+
- Santa’s Slay (2005), C
- A Muppet Family Christmas (1987), A
- Inside LEGO At Christmas (2015), B
- Ernest Saves Christmas (1988), B+
- The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957), B
- The Frozen Ghost (1945), C
- Casper’s Haunted Christmas (2000), D+
- Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015), A
- Secrets of the Force Awakens: A Cinematic Journey (2016), B+
- Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017), A
- Christmas is Here Again (2007), B
- Christmas Inheritance (2017), C+
- Pottersville (2017), D
- It Happened on Fifth Avenue (1947), B+
- Scrooged (1988), A-
- A Christmas Story Live! (2017), B+
- The Complete Works of William Shakespeare [Abridged] (2000), A-
- Pygmalion (1938), B
- Twelve Hundred Ghosts – A Christmas Carol in Supercut (2016), B+
- Magic Christmas Tree (1964), F; RiffTrax Riff, B
- Home Alone (1990), B+
- Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964), A
- The Santa Clause (1994), B+
- The Santa Clause 2 (2002), B
- Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (19920, B-
- Miracle on 34th Street (1947), A+
- White Christmas (1954), A
- Miracle on 34th Street (1994), C
- Deck the Halls (2006), D+
- The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006), C
- Love Actually (2003), A
- A Christmas Story (1983), A
- Die Hard (1988), A
- It’s a Wonderful Life (1946), A+
- Holiday Inn, the New Irving Berlin Musical: Live (2017), B+
- The Circle (2017), D
- Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017), B
- Vixen: The Movie (2017), B
- DC Super Hero Girls: Intergalactic Games (2017), B-
- LEGO DC Super Hero Girls: Brain Drain (2017), B
- LEGO Scooby-Doo! Blowout Beach Bash (2017), B-
- Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017), B+
- Mayhem (2017), A-
- Big Hero 6: Baymax Returns (2017), B+
- What Happened to Monday (2017), B+
- The Babysitter (2017), B+
- Too Funny to Fail: The Life and Death of the Dana Carvey Show (2017), A-
- The Mummy’s Curse (1944), C+
- The Invisible Woman (1940), C+
What I watched in… November 2017

Favorite of the Month: Justice League (2017)
In the interest of full disclosure (and to generate a little content here) I thought I’d present a regular tally of what movies I managed to see in the previous month. Some of them I’ve written or talked about, most of them I haven’t. This list includes movies I saw for the first time, movies I’ve seen a thousand times, movies I saw in the theater, movies I watched at home, direct-to-DVD, made-for-TV and anything else that qualifies as a movie. I also choose my favorite of the month among those movies I saw for the first time, marked in red. Feel free to discuss or ask about any of them!
- The Deadly Mantis (1957), D-
- The Brides of Dracula (1960), B-
- Spielberg (2017), B
- Barracuda (1978), F
- Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986), D+
- Blacula (1972), D
- Springfield of Dreams: The Legend of Homer Simpson (2017), B+
- Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948), A+
- The Wizard of Oz (1939), A+
- Hidden Figures (2016), A-
- Jack Frost (1979), B-
- Justice League (2017), B+
- Matilda (1996), B+
- Fun in Balloon Land (1965), F; RiffTrax Riff, B+
- Home For the Holidays (1995), C
- The Great Santa Claus Switch (1970), B+
- A Christmas Story Documentary: Road Trip For Ralphie (2008), D
What I’ve Watched In… December 2016

Favorite of the Month: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
In the interest of full disclosure (and to generate a little content here) I thought I’d present a regular tally of what movies I managed to see in the previous month. Some of them I’ve written or talked about, most of them I haven’t. This list includes movies I saw for the first time, movies I’ve seen a thousand times, movies I saw in the theater, movies I watched at home, direct-to-DVD, made-for-TV and anything else that qualifies as a movie. I also choose my favorite of the month among those movies I saw for the first time, marked in red. Feel free to discuss or ask about any of them!
- I Am Santa Claus (2014), A
- A Christmas Carol (2009), B-
- The Best Christmas Pageant Ever (1983), B+
- Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964), D; RiffTrax Live Riff, B
- The Night Before (2015), B-
- Santa Claus (1959), F; Rifftrax Live Riff, B
- A Muppet Family Christmas (1987), A
- Snow (2004), B
- Snow 2: Brain Freeze (2008), B
- Christmas Eve on Sesame Street (1978), A
- Christmas With Rifftrax: Santa’s Village of Madness, B
- The Shop Around the Corner (1940), A
- Trans-Siberian Orchestra: The Ghosts of Christmas Eve (1999), B+
- Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The Movie (1998), D
- Christmas Eve (2015), A-
- Scrooge (1970), B+
- Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), A-
- The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993), A-
- Rudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July (1979), B-
- Trading Places (1983), B
- National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989), A
- A Very Murray Christmas (2015), A-
- Marvel Super Hero Adventures: Frost Fight (2015), B
- The Ref (1994), B+
- An American Christmas Carol (1979), B+
- Popeye’s Voyage: The Quest For Pappy (2004), C
- Ebbie (1995), D
- Scrooge and Marley (2001), C-
- Die Hard (1988), A
- Home Alone (1990), A
- Santa’s Christmas Circus (1966), D; RiffTrax Riff, B
- The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992), A+
- Santa Claus: The Movie (1985), A
- Miracle on 34th Street (1947), A
- It’s a Wonderful Life (1946), A+
- A Christmas Story (1983), A
- In the Good Old Summertime (1949), B
- Captain Phillips (2013), B+
- Hail, Caesar! (2016), B+
- Life of Pi (2012), A-
- 12 Years a Slave (2013), A
- Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders (2016), C
- Night Shadows (1984), D-; RiffTrax Riff, B
- No Country For Old Men (2007), A-
- Keanu (2016), B
- 12 Angry Men (1957), A+
- Wild Things (1998), B
- The Sting (1973), A-
- Singin’ in the Rain (1952), A+
- The Jungle Book (2016), C+
- For the Love of Spock (2016), A
- Ghostbusters (1984), A
- Ghostbusters II (1989), B
What I’ve Watched In… November 2016

Favorite of the Month: Doctor Strange (2016)
In the interest of full disclosure (and to generate a little content here) I thought I’d present a regular tally of what movies I managed to see in the previous month. Some of them I’ve written or talked about, most of them I haven’t. This list includes movies I saw for the first time, movies I’ve seen a thousand times, movies I saw in the theater, movies I watched at home, direct-to-DVD, made-for-TV and anything else that qualifies as a movie. I also choose my favorite of the month among those movies I saw for the first time, marked in red. Feel free to discuss or ask about any of them!
- Hardcore Henry (2015), B-
- Raiders! The Story of the Greatest Fan Film Ever Made (2016), A
- The Neon Demon (2015), C
- Doctor Strange (1978), C
- Time of the Apes (1987), D; MST3K Riff, B+
- Thinner (1996), C
- A Grand Night In: The Story of Aardman (2015), A
- Doctor Strange (2016), A
- Mascots (2016), B
- Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey (1991), B+
- Star Trek Beyond (2016), A
- Spectre (2015), B-
- Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988), F
- Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (1988), B
- Teenage Caveman (1958), D; MST3K Riff, B
- My Fair Lady (1964), A
- Gunslinger (1956), D; MST3K Riff, B
- Fun in Balloon Land (1965), F; RiffTrax Riff, B+
- The Dwarvenaut (2016), C+
- The Addams Family (1991), B+
- Addams Family Values (1993), A-
- I Accuse My Parents (1944), D; MST3K Riff, A
- The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961), D-; MST3K Riff, B
- Young and Beautiful (2013), C
- Mouse on the Mayflower (1968), C+
- Garfield’s Thanksgiving (1989), B+
- BC: The First Thanksgiving (1979), C
- Intergalactic Thanksgiving (1979) B-
- Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016), A-
- A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (1974), B+
- Planes Trains, and Automobiles (1987), A
- Mickey’s Magical Christmas: Snowed In at the House of Mouse (2001), B
- Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas (1999), B+
- Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas (2004), B-
- Magic Christmas Tree (1964), F; RiffTrax Riff, A
- Gaslight (1944), B+
- Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972), F; RiffTrax Live Riff, B+