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What I Watched In… January 2018

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Favorite of the Month: Split (2017)

In the interest of full disclosure (and to generate a little content here) I thought I’d present a regular tally of what movies I managed to see in the previous month. Some of them I’ve written or talked about, most of them I haven’t. This list includes movies I saw for the first time, movies I’ve seen a thousand times, movies I saw in the theater, movies I watched at home, direct-to-DVD, made-for-TV and anything else that qualifies as a movie. I also choose my favorite of the month among those movies I saw for the first time, marked in red. Feel free to discuss or ask about any of them!

  1. Batman and Harley Quinn (2017), B-
  2. Fast & Furious 6 (2013), B
  3. Lethal Weapon (1987), B+
  4. Robocop (1987), B+
  5. Dr. Cyclops (1940), C
  6. Godzilla, King of the Monsters! (1956), B+
  7. Star Trek: First Contact (1996), A
  8. Hercules Unchained (1959), D; MST3K Riff, B+
  9. The Little Unicorn (2002), D-; RiffTrax Riff, B
  10. Samurai Cop (1991), F; RiffTrax Riff, A-
  11. Unbreakable (2000), A-
  12. Split (2017), B+
  13. The Howling (1981), C+
  14. Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters (2017), B
  15. Prom Night (1980), C
  16. All-Star Superman (2011), A+
  17. Merlin: The Return (2000), D; RiffTrax Riff, B
  18. Godzilla Raids Again (1955), C
  19. Scooby-Doo and Batman: The Brave and the Bold (2018), B-
  20. Mothra Vs. Godzilla (1964), B+
  21. Babylon 5: The Gathering (1993), B+

What I Watched In… December 2017

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Favorite of the Month: Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

In the interest of full disclosure (and to generate a little content here) I thought I’d present a regular tally of what movies I managed to see in the previous month. Some of them I’ve written or talked about, most of them I haven’t. This list includes movies I saw for the first time, movies I’ve seen a thousand times, movies I saw in the theater, movies I watched at home, direct-to-DVD, made-for-TV and anything else that qualifies as a movie. I also choose my favorite of the month among those movies I saw for the first time, marked in red. Feel free to discuss or ask about any of them!

  1. The Santa Claus Brothers (2002), D
  2. Elf-Man (2012), D
  3. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972), F; RiffTrax Riff, A-
  4. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010), B+
  5. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993), A
  6. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989), A
  7. Elf (2003), B
  8. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), C-
  9. Home: For the Holidays (2017), B-
  10. A Carol For Another Christmas (1964), D-
  11. The Magic Snowflake (2013), B+
  12. Bah, Humduck! A Looney Tunes Christmas (2006), B
  13. A Christmas Story 2 (2012), D
  14. To All a Goodnight (1980), D-
  15. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005), C+
  16. The Empire Strikes Back (1980), A
  17. Better Watch Out (2016), B+
  18. Santa’s Slay (2005), C
  19. A Muppet Family Christmas (1987), A
  20. Inside LEGO At Christmas (2015), B
  21. Ernest Saves Christmas (1988), B+
  22. The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957), B
  23. The Frozen Ghost (1945), C
  24. Casper’s Haunted Christmas (2000), D+
  25. Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015), A
  26. Secrets of the Force Awakens: A Cinematic Journey (2016), B+
  27. Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017), A
  28. Christmas is Here Again (2007), B
  29. Christmas Inheritance (2017), C+
  30. Pottersville (2017), D
  31. It Happened on Fifth Avenue (1947), B+
  32. Scrooged (1988), A-
  33. A Christmas Story Live! (2017), B+
  34. The Complete Works of William Shakespeare [Abridged] (2000), A-
  35. Pygmalion (1938), B
  36. Twelve Hundred Ghosts – A Christmas Carol in Supercut (2016), B+
  37. Magic Christmas Tree (1964), F; RiffTrax Riff, B
  38. Home Alone (1990), B+
  39. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964), A
  40. The Santa Clause (1994), B+
  41. The Santa Clause 2 (2002), B
  42. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (19920, B-
  43. Miracle on 34th Street (1947), A+
  44. White Christmas (1954), A
  45. Miracle on 34th Street (1994), C
  46. Deck the Halls (2006), D+
  47. The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006), C
  48. Love Actually (2003), A
  49. A Christmas Story (1983), A
  50. Die Hard (1988), A
  51. It’s a Wonderful Life (1946), A+
  52. Holiday Inn, the New Irving Berlin Musical: Live (2017), B+
  53. The Circle (2017), D
  54. Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017), B
  55. Vixen: The Movie (2017), B
  56. DC Super Hero Girls: Intergalactic Games (2017), B-
  57. LEGO DC Super Hero Girls: Brain Drain (2017), B
  58. LEGO Scooby-Doo! Blowout Beach Bash (2017), B-
  59. Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017), B+
  60. Mayhem (2017), A-
  61. Big Hero 6: Baymax Returns (2017), B+
  62. What Happened to Monday (2017), B+
  63. The Babysitter (2017), B+
  64. Too Funny to Fail: The Life and Death of the Dana Carvey Show (2017), A-
  65. The Mummy’s Curse (1944), C+
  66. The Invisible Woman (1940), C+

 

What I watched in… July 2016

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Favorite of the Month: Star Trek Beyond (2016)

In the interest of full disclosure (and to generate a little content here) I thought I’d present a regular tally of what movies I managed to see in the previous month. Some of them I’ve written or talked about, most of them I haven’t. This list includes movies I saw for the first time, movies I’ve seen a thousand times, movies I saw in the theater, movies I watched at home, direct-to-DVD, made-for-TV and anything else that qualifies as a movie. I also choose my favorite of the month among those movies I saw for the first time, marked in red. Feel free to discuss or ask about any of them!

  1. Godzilla Vs. Destoroyah (1995), B
  2. Godzilla Against MechaGodzilla (2002), B+
  3. Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster (1964), B
  4. Godzilla Vs. Megaguirus (2000), B
  5. Godzilla Vs. Space Godzilla (1994), C+
  6. Godzilla (2014), A
  7. Red Dawn (1984), B; RiffTrax Riff, B+
  8. Bone Tomahawk (2015), A-
  9. The Neverending Story (1984), A-
  10. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank (1985), F; MST3K Riff, A
  11. Ring of Terror (1962), F; MST3K Riff, B
  12. Monster A-Go Go (1965), F; MST3K Riff, B-
  13. The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984), A-
  14. Star Trek (2009), A
  15. Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), B
  16. Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979), B
  17. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982), A+
  18. Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984), B+
  19. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986), B+
  20. Ghostbusters (2016), C-
  21. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989), C-
  22. Star Trek Beyond (2016), A
  23. Batman: The Killing Joke (2016) B+
  24. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991), A-
  25. Star Trek: Generations (1994), C+
  26. Star Trek: First Contact (1996), A-
  27. Star Trek: Insurrection (1998), C+
  28. Star Trek: Nemesis (2002), B-
  29. LEGO DC Comics Superheroes: Justice League-Gotham City Breakout (2016), B
  30. Justice League: Gods and Monsters (2015), B
  31. Back to the Beach (1987), B
  32. Summer Rental (1985), B-
  33. Scooby-Doo (2002), C+

The Christmas Special Day 23: A Scooby-Doo! Christmas (2004)

scooby-doo-christmasDirector: Scott Jeralds

Writer: Jonathan Collier & James Krieg

Cast: Mindy Cohn, Grey DeLisle, Casey Kasem, Kathy Kinney, Frank Welker

Plot: A group of kids find an enormous snowman in the woods. When they try to take its nose, it comes to life, removes its head, and hurls it at them, making them run away in a panic. Nearby, the gang in the Mystery Machine is on their way to Mill’s Corner to spend Christmas at a condo owned by Daphne’s (Grey DeLisle) uncle. The bridge to the condo is out, forcing them to detour through the town of Winterhollow, where they meet the kids fleeing from the Headless Snowman, who also startles Shaggy (Casey Kasem) and Scooby-Doo (Frank Welker). When they walk into the local diner, a man called Old Jeb is raving about the Headless Snowman who has been terrorizing the town for years. Sheriff Perkins (Kathy Kinney) calms him down and tells the gang there’s no way to get to Mill’s Corner that night with the bridge out. The gang checks into an inn, which is full to bursting with people who have had their homes damaged by the Snowman. The innkeeper, Asa, tells them the town doesn’t celebrate Christmas anymore due to the snowman… some of the children have never even seen a Christmas tree.

Everyone is summoned outside when a loud noise signals an attack by the snowman. There they find a boy named Tommy telling the Sheriff the snowman startled him and smashed his chimney, ripping open a wall in his house. Fred (Welker again) tries to comfort the boy, promising they’ll try to save Christmas. As the gang searches, the Snowman chases them all into a tiny shed, when they send plunging down the side of the mountain and hurtling through the air before smashing to safety. Asa calls a professor from Mill’s Corner to help, and Velma (Mindy Cohn) takes note that Asa’s business seems to benefit greatly from the snowman. Professor Higginson tells them the story an old prospector called Blackjack Brody who froze to death hiding gold bricks he stole from a local man, and that his ghost is sending the snowman to destroy the older homes in Winterhollow searching for his gold. Velma brings the gang to Jeb’s house, expecting the ghost to come there next. They hide when the Snowman appears and starts tearing apart the walls. A sneeze alerts him to our heroes and chase resumes via the classic horror movie technique of the musical montage. Eventually, Scooby and Shaggy lure it away and Sheriff Perkins arrives, claiming to have followed a set of mysterious footprints. Fred, Daphne and Velma go off to set a trap for the monster, but it attacks Scooby and Shaggy instead. They lead it into a series of heat lamps the others set up, melting the snow and revealing a robotic core being piloted by Professor Higginson. Velma reveals that Higginson is a descendant of the man Blackjack Brody stole his gold from in the first place, and he’s been searching for the gold he believes is rightfully his. Remembering how heavy the bricks in the smashed chimneys were, Velma finds the truth – Brody painted the gold and it was used to build the houses in the town. Tommy gives the shivering Higginson his scarf to warm him up, and he realizes the error of his ways. As the gold is rightfully his, he donates it to the town to help them rebuild. The gang sets up a Christmas tree – Winterhollow’s first in years – and everyone gathers around to watch it glow.

Thoughts: This is pretty atypical for a Christmas special, but a perfectly normal episode of Scooby-Doo. The formula is time-honored and well-worn for these characters. Like virtually every episode of the assorted cartoons, a “monster” shows up terrorizing people for reasons that are dubious, but usually somehow financially motivated. The gang investigates three or four suspects, all but one of which are red herrings. They catch the monster, Velma unmasks him and explains how she knew it was really him. Lather, rinse, repeat. I’m told some of the more recent Scooby-Doo cartoons actually try to mix it up by having real monsters, but I haven’t seen any of those… in fact, with a 2004 air date, this is the most recent visit with the original Scooby Gang I’ve ever seen. I do, however, have to give the makers of this cartoon credit for managing to tell a story with a Christmas feel without restoring to many (if any) of the typical Christmas tropes. Don’t misunderstand – I love those tropes, those tropes are great. But I’ve been watching these specials for weeks now, and one can’t help but appreciate the change of pace.

The atypical part comes in at the very end, when Higginson repents instead of being carted off shouting that he would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those rotten kids. It’s a Christmas special, so I can accept the villain who repents at the end – that’s what Christmas is all about, after all. But the way the people of the town are so willing to forgive is nothing short of supernatural. This is the man who has terrorized their town, destroyed their homes, and stolen Christmas itself from an entire generation of children, and they’re ready to forgive him even before he offers to use the gold to help them fix their houses. Ladies and gentlemen, either Winterhollow is the most forgiving town on this or any other planet, or the good Professor had some sort of mind-control apparatus that the gang somehow missed while they were hopped up on Scooby Snacks.

Come to think of it, it’s not like he even really needs the gold. The man has the money to either purchase or develop and build a robotic upside-down top that has the ability to animate and control snow, which it somehow endows with superhuman strength sufficient to rip apart a brick… freaking… wall. If you can do that, what do you need hundred-year-old gold for? Market it! The possibilities for a Vegas stage show alone are staggering!

It’s not the strongest mystery, but then again, Scooby-Doo ain’t exactly Sherlock Holmes. I pegged the professor as our culprit even before he arrived for one simple reason: he told Asa he was coming into town from Mill’s Crossing – the same town the gang was unable to reach because the bridge was out. When he walked through the door I nodded to myself and said, “Yep, he was there all the time.” Startlingly, though, when Velma is doing her Reveal Sequence, this nugget of information is never mentioned. Deleted scene? Serendipitous screw-up? Who knows? I’m just going to take it as further evidence that I’m smarter than most cartoon characters, with the obvious exceptions of Simon from the Chipmunks, Brainy Smurf, and Snarf.

This is a relatively recent cartoon, particularly when you look at the rich history Scooby and the gang enjoy, but they still manage to work in most of the classic bits. My favorite scene is, indeed, the musical montage, when the gang tries to outwit the monster. They even usually succeed, at least for a few seconds. Scooby and Shaggy douse him in syrup and almost have one monster sno-cone, the others start singing Christmas carols and he temporarily forgets he’s a demonic hellbeast and offers them hot chocolate… This may not be a laugh-a-minute show like some of the other Hanna-Barbera cartoons, but when it’s on, it truly has some of the funniest tropes in the cartoon kingdom.

Like I said back when we discussed A Flintstones Christmas, it’s a shame I couldn’t work in more Hanna-Barbera into this countdown. There are dozens of cartoons spread out amongst their various franchises that just fill you with the Christmas spirit. Unfortunately, almost all of them fall into one of the three categories that I disqualified from this project: they were run as part of the regular series, they’re too long and therefore count as a TV movie rather than a TV special, or they’re a take on Dickens’s A Christmas Carol – such as one of my favorite Yuletide adventures with the Scooby gang, “A Nutcracker Scoob.” But fear not, friends. Reel to Reel is a long-term project. There’s always next year.