Before becoming a parent I wouldn't have guessed I would believe a creature capable of crashing through a brick sku… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3 days ago
While Tony uses one Ruby to talk to the spirit of an old friend, Andi is learning the origin of the Rubies, and jus… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6 days ago
I used to want people to call my name when I walked in a room like Norm from Cheers, but my 4-year old has taken to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6 days ago
My wife, giving the boy a pouch of applesauce: Okay, he's got one suck left.
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Happy fifth anniversary to me getting sent to a teaching conference in the middle of nowhere, desperately trying to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1 week ago
RT @jthomsonPHIL: I wonder if the inventor of paper straws ever considered that they would be in prolonged contact with liquid. 1 week ago
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